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Year Trophy Champion Shaft Shaft Thong Thong

Finishing Positions all‑time · every season

All‑Time Stats 2011–2025 · click headers to sort

Manager S W L T G W% PF PA PPG Avg Fin CA TBA Rings Thongs

Points Per Game all‑time average

Points by Position career total as starters ·

Season Browser

# Manager W L T PF PPG DIFF

Power Rankings History 2019–2025 · ESPN weekly power score

Historical Rankings finish position each year · 1 = champion · lower is better

Head‑to‑Head Matrix  · row beats column · tap or hover a cell for details

Tap any cell to see that matchup.

Weekly Score Heatmap  · regular season · darker = higher score

Luck Index  · actual wins minus expected wins based on weekly scores vs field

How it works: Each week, your expected wins = the fraction of other teams' scores you would have beaten. Luck = actual wins − expected wins. Positive = lucky schedule; negative = unlucky.

All‑Time Luck cumulative

Unluckiest Seasons biggest gap between expected & actual wins

Manager Year Actual W Exp W Luck

Top NFL Players  · started in Thong League lineups · click headers to sort

All QB RB WR TE K D/ST
# Player Pos Starts Total Pts PPG Most Started By

Top Player by Manager highest‑scoring player each manager has started

Game records cover every regular-season game, (official ESPN scores).

Most Points — Game all‑time

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Fewest Points — Game all‑time

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Most Points — Season

#PFPPGManagerYear

Fewest Points — Season

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Biggest Wins margin of victory

#MOVWinnerScoreLoserWeek

Closest Games margin of victory

#MOVWinnerScoreLoserWeek

Shootouts highest combined score

#CombinedWinnerScoreLoserWeek

Slugfests lowest combined score

#CombinedWinnerScoreLoserWeek

Best Seasons top individual manager seasons · all‑time

Most Points Best PPG Most Wins Point Differential

Win Streaks regular season ·

Manager Best W Worst L

Auction Draft pick a season · or All Years to compare managers

Manager
Position
All QB RB WR TE K D/ST
Min Bid
Any $10+ $20+ $35+ $50+
# $Bid Player Pos Manager Year

Budget by Position

Bid Tiers — Where Points Come From

Average starting PPG of players grouped by auction bid amount (2019+ only, where we have actual performance data)

Draft Value points each pick scored in the drafting manager's starting lineup

Manager Profiles click any card for full career breakdown

Score Distribution regular season · spread of weekly scores per manager

Each bar spans the 10th–90th percentile range. The dot marks the median score. Wider bars = more variance (boom-or-bust); narrower = consistent.

Weekly Score Buckets

Playoff Split  · championship bracket only · regular season vs playoff

Do managers play better or worse when it counts? Only includes seasons where the manager finished in the top 4 (championship bracket). Consolation bracket games are excluded.

Manager RS W% PO W% RS Avg PO Avg Δ Avg

Points Growth cumulative regular‑season points scored over the years

Running total of all points scored each season. Shows who has contributed the most offense to the league over their career.

Lineup Efficiency  · points left on the bench by not starting the optimal lineup

Each cell = points left on bench from suboptimal start/sit decisions that week. Lower is better — green means you made good calls.

Career Summary all‑time averages ·

Manager Bench Pts Pts Left vs Proj Weeks

Punishments last place wears the Thong

    March Madness

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    All‑Time Wins

    Current Season

    Rivalries every meeting between two managers ·

    Player Lookup who drafted him, for how much, and what he delivered

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